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*V.I.P* Posts : 194 Join date : 2009-04-17

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti

Wo Pagal hy ya Nadan
Q izhar nhi krti

English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi krti.

*V.I.P* Posts : 194 Join date : 2009-04-17

Kabhi kehte the dost humare.
Jaan mangoge to jaan bhi hazir hai.
Aaj sale apni biwi ko jaan kehte hai.
Aur mangte hai to inkar karte hai.

*V.I.P* Posts : 194 Join date : 2009-04-17

Q: Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder.

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Dimagg hai??

Socho Socho.......

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Ans: Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha.

*V.I.P* Posts : 194 Join date : 2009-04-17

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. Kuch bhi kar Ke.
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia?

*V.I.P* Posts : 194 Join date : 2009-04-17

1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early
2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early
3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.

*V.I.P* Posts : 194 Join date : 2009-04-17

1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early
2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early
3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.

*V.I.P* Posts : 194 Join date : 2009-04-17

kahte hain ki jab koi kisi ko bahut yaad karta hai to 1 tara toot ke girta hai, 1 din saara aasman khali ho jayega aur aapki wajah se ilzaam mere sir aayega